I’m in Tahoe for family vacation this week, so your video comes to you from the great outdoors!

It was kind of windy out there, and the result of that was this weird background heartbeat sound? Uuuuh…

Highlights of this video:

0:27 – They aren’t just regular ol’ ants, they’re carpenter ants. Google ’em. They felt like hanging out on my legs.

0:57 – I see a bird. I am a complex and sophisticated human. (Read: I’m actually four.)